What with this and that, life has been on the stressful end of the scale these days. So this weekend, with all of us hanging around eating english muffins and watching youtube in bed with our tween-with-a-cold and blatantly ignoring the weeds in the yard, we were ready for a little knowledge to be laid on us. (I figure this is how Aristotle did it, even if he didn't have english muffins.)
Our big revelation came from youtube, of course: Just be happy that you don't have to clean up after elephants. There are a lot of reasons for that, but the most significant one is shown on this video. I think this is one of those guy videos, so if you are prone to wearing pink or don't appreciate fart jokes, just skip this one.