Tuesday, November 20, 2007

This Unabomber Still Likes Chocolate

This just in from my friend Karl, who found this potentially dangerous person in my front hall this past Halloween. Authorities have been notified.

Suspect fled with a large paper bag and a flashlight. No other items taken. Investigators believe the suspect may have returned to the scene several times, as evidenced by trails of candy wrappers that were left throughout the house. These later found by owners. Forensics experts believe that the suspect prefers Reese's Peanutbutter Cups, not the kind with crunchies, but the regular ones.

Neighbors witnessed several suspicious individuals nearby on the night in question. Prints were inconclusive.

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